10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- Poker is for loners.
- "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.