10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity."
---Lee Jones