10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I could make a crazy call on you..."
Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?"
"Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones."
-Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine.
- T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus