10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.