10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is