10 Random Poker Quotes

• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.