10 Random Poker Quotes

• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.