10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer