10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good." H.L.B. Tunica, MS
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?