10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.