10 Random Poker Quotes

• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• Poker is for loners.
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.