10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.