10 Random Poker Quotes

• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.