10 Random Poker Quotes

• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• "That's the best I ever misread a hand." Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.