10 Random Poker Quotes

• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
• Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com