10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine. - T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.