10 Random Poker Quotes

• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes