10 Random Poker Quotes

• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers