10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers