10 Random Poker Quotes

• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum. --The 5 card stud---
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"