10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack