10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?"
"Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones."
-Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm