10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- Fook the floosh droo!
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant