10 Random Poker Quotes

You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen that before, and ...."
Poker is for fat, American losers.
some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
"You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
"So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.