10 Random Poker Quotes

• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.