10 Random Poker Quotes

• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)