10 Random Poker Quotes

• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"