10 Random Poker Quotes

• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson