10 Random Poker Quotes

• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A