10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.