10 Random Poker Quotes

• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."