10 Random Poker Quotes

• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• "That's the best I ever misread a hand." Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss