10 Random Poker Quotes

• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good." H.L.B. Tunica, MS
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!