10 Random Poker Quotes

• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.