10 Random Poker Quotes
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- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- Fold and live to fold again
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword