10 Random Poker Quotes

• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
• Poker is for fat, American losers.