10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A