10 Random Poker Quotes

• It's Free To Fold...
• "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.