10 Random Poker Quotes

• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?" "Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones." -Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• "No river, no fish."