10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- Fook the floosh droo!
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow