10 Random Poker Quotes

• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• It's Free To Fold...
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum. --The 5 card stud---
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders