10 Random Poker Quotes

• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm