10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio