10 Random Poker Quotes

• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• It's Free To Fold...
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• Poker is for loners.