10 Random Poker Quotes

• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• Poker is for loners.
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.