10 Random Poker Quotes

• "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson