10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Fold and live to fold again
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus