10 Random Poker Quotes

• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• (after a particularly bad beat) "that was a terrible call" "it's called gambling" "no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.