10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
- To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear