10 Random Poker Quotes

• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• "That's the best I ever misread a hand." Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.